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“Hold your hips still for a minute and I will stop” Every time she fails, the harder it gets.

alyx-nsfw: Without fail, every time I talk about how awesome shower sex (and shower porn) is, someone will come say how “but it’s less than optimal!” I just read that with mild disgust

photography captures all those little moments that we all fail to grasp the magnitude of the complexity that is existence in all the perceptitudes of grandiosity that encompass the fragility and pervasive nature that is existence both fervent and tragic

So, to explain my radio silence on here as of late, I was madly prepping for Emerald City Comic Con (read as sewing a ten suit for my fiance, and failing miserably before giving up)!!!! I got to hang out with some incredible people for this epic weekend.

Every time I visit my uncle, I wear these striped stockings that go all the way up to my pussy. They never fail to get him revved up and he always wants me to leave them on when I undress. Then he bends me over and fucks me from behind while giving me

barleytea: time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on one loop, on the day that marco

daddyandkittenposts: tortugasirandhiskitten: master-remus: submissivebluebird: submissiveinclination: master-randy-paul: Publicly, possessed by Him. It’s a great feeling for the Dominant, and never fails to send shivers down her spine every time

Last time you had sex?I had phone sex two days ago if that counts. If it doesnt, then its been a long ass time lol. 6 months I think?how big is your cock.height, weight.Aww, without fail every Q/A. Cock 6", thick. Height 5'10" and

quippyusername:Breaking Bad BUT every time Walter yells at Jesse for being incompetent or stupid or a junkie or whatever Jesse just says “Ok boomer,” and every time this happens Walter loses all of his shit without fail

barleytea: time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on one loop, on the day that marco

o-lanterns: lethecreator: jheselbraum: muchymozzarella: This scene never fails to make me laugh like a loon every time I watch it and that makes me mad Okay so one thing that always bugged me was “what happened immediately before this” and

lovesickarchive: all folded by me ^^ omg my friend bought me the paper thing for this on my bday and I cant make a star for shit like I just scream in frustration every time I fail. And I try to work on it during school and my teacher just sits back

acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna

This one failed Me in the steeplechase. It failed to make a jump. It balked, even under the heavy whip. Time and again I beat it with all My might, drove in the Spurs with every ounce of passion I could summon. To no avail. I’ve no use for such

time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on one loop, on the day that marco is fated to

rocketcat15: Grrrr Sam why aren’t you real (and straight)(But mostly real)I started playing ME3 today, and every time I do I try really hard not to romance Sam and always fail.

barleytea: time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on one loop, on the day that marco

gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what

*stays up way too late again*

shessofuckedinthehead: erotic-endeavors: oh fuck its couple saturday and i have a date already You and your boyfriend are so cute 🖤, @shessofuckedinthehead tbh the only bf that gets me off every time wo fail and he thique as hell <3

g1sunstreaker:balcklion:A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i

firlalaith: prokopetz: prokopetz: kazorus: prokopetz: Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.

pinkcookiedimples: alexdelarrge: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Who the fuck is letting old white men interview this little girl, they clearly have no fucking clue how to talk to an actual child. I hope no one

My big burly ass cries every time Celie and Nettie reunite in The Color Purple. Every time. Tears on shirt.

cocoapuffpussy: nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time. She’s so strong at that age I love her

uclafratjockn2cock: I do this ALL the fuck’in time…. cuz it never fails….. every time I go commando…. I see a hot dude ….. and up & out goes the bone…. then I gotta “uptuck”…. or just let wandering dude eyes look where they may….

variousfeelings: cancerously: barleytea: time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on

perpetually-stuck: It brightens my day every time I think about all the people who discovered TWEWY through KH3D and really loved Joshua, only to play TWEWY and discover he’s actually a raging asshole. Never fails.

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time

namastaywoke: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Her momma raised her so right I am fuckin here for her

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time

Every time I’ve felt low and depressed, i didn’t think anything could get worse and it always does. It never fails. I can’t get on the right track no matter what i do.

Anyone have good suggestions on how to survive college? Im at my all time peak of stress. Im in achademic probation because I nearly failed every class the first semester and im in the same boat again. I cant ever find time to do my work, or if I do,

edwardspoonhands: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time “That was mine…thanks for showing me /your/ loser face for this entire interview, Mr. CNN.”

namastaywoke: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Her momma raised her so right I am fuckin here for her

whitepeoplestealingculture: nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time. what kind of question is that anyway?

jhonnyspot: “As much as I wanted to be strong and hold it, she kicked my ass like this every time! She loved having the power of watching me struggle and then fail miserably; soaking my underwear in defeat”

pinkcookiedimples: alexdelarrge: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Who the fuck is letting old white men interview this little girl, they clearly have no fucking clue how to talk to an actual child. I hope no one

thecheesyllama: So whenever my hearing aids run out of battery, a deep-ass man’s voice goes off right next to my ear drum yelling “B A T T E R Y”, and, every time, without fail, giving me a minor heart attack. And since my hearing aids aren’t

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

whitepeoplestealingculture: nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time. what kind of question is that anyway?

barleytea: time loop AU: eventually, in the course of the loops, jean would have broken down. he’s tried everything, he’s lived through years of trying to save his best friend and failed every time. eventually, on one loop, on the day that marco

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time

namastaywoke: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Her momma raised her so right I am fuckin here for her

tiramasu: nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time. lmao

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

pinkcookiedimples: alexdelarrge: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Who the fuck is letting old white men interview this little girl, they clearly have no fucking clue how to talk to an actual child. I hope no one

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time

cliffordinthehood: honestly michael dyeing his hair is like a period: it happens about once a month and every time you know it’s coming in the back of ur mind like it has to happen eventually but every damn time without fail you’re grossly underprepared

nicke1odeonconfessions: “I sing the theme tune to Drake & Josh without fail, every time.”

constellations-and-energy: toodrunktofindaurl: here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥ (do NOT repost) | patreon This photoset kills me every time without fail

nishnasty: myriadsubtletiess: l-m-f-a-o i’m so here for this little girl They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

namastaywoke: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Her momma raised her so right I am fuckin here for her

pinkcookiedimples: alexdelarrge: They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time Who the fuck is letting old white men interview this little girl, they clearly have no fucking clue how to talk to an actual child. I hope no one

realyurilove: “It’s okay. Vivio is definitely okay. Let’s save her together.” I try not to scream like a freaking idiot every time I watch this scene but I always fail.

saintdeanthomas: Every Steven Bomb I think “they couldn’t possibly make Pearl any thirstier” and yet every time, without fail, I’m proven wrong.

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